The stinky skunk tried to spray
The dog tried to getaway
But she was a little slow
as she’d just been spayed
Sadly her stitches did splay
This was written for #SoCS – Stream of Consciousness Saturday.
The following was written in response to this week’s flash fiction challenge over at Carrot Ranch.
In 99 words (no more, no less), write a story about something crazy. Laugh like crazy, show the setting of stir-crazy or go off the rails on a crazy train. Have fun with the word and the situation, but go where the prompt leads!
Exhausted from a long crazy day at work I needed to take a little time to relax before starting dinner. I grabbed a beer and headed outside to the backyard. The sun was just starting to go down, and I didn’t feel the need to turn on the outside lights. Sitting in my favorite chair sipping my beer I saw the neighbor’s black cat in the distance. Here kitty, kitty, I called again and again until he finally started walking towards me. As he got closer to me, I stopped breathing and froze. Not a cat … a skunk!
The following #haiku was written in response to Ronovan Writes Weekly Haiku Poetry Prompt Challenge.
This weeks word are:
Shrink and Think
Thinking escaping surpass
© Susan Zutautas 2020