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I Could Never Tell a Lie

I’m a little late with this post. Hell, I’m almost a week late!
This post is written for Fibbing Friday over at The Haunted Wordsmith.

Fibbing Friday

  1. What did the fan say? Turn me on baby, I’ll heat you up.
  2. What really kicks off summer? Hot Buttered Rum and roasted chestnuts.
  3. Who rules the world? If we are not careful it may end up being Trump 😦
  4. What is the best thing to do to someone who snores? Put a pillow over their face and press hard.
  5. Who/what was your last unexpected house guest? The Queen Bee.
  6. How does a blanket keep warm? It imagines itself on a very hot beach.
  7. Why shouldn’t you snoop? Because last time I did someone tried to kill me.
  8. What is the worst thing that could happen to you? I’d win the lottery and pay off all my bills and mortgage.
  9. What did the gopher and mole do when they met? They mated of course and went underground.
  10. What lurks in your backyard? Attack squirrels and Leo the lion.
  11. What is the best way to torture someone? Lick them to death.

I Can’t Tell a Lie

Fibbing Friday

  1. What did the couch say to the toilet? Be grateful, I have him sprawled out all over me for hours at a time, you just have him briefly on you once or twice most days.
  2. What caused the last traffic jam in town? The UFO landed smack down in the middle of the intersection.
  3. What really powers the Internet? There are little girls and boys that rub two sticks together to keep it powered.
  4. What is really between Trump’s ears? A lot of hot air.
  5. What is in the heart of Africa? Frozen margaritas.
  6. What was the last meal eaten in the Garden of Eden? Tacos.
  7. Who built the pyramids in the Yucatan? Aliens.
  8. What is the highest form of flattery? Saying to someone, You’re the stupidest person on earth.
  9. Speakeasies were not secret bars, what were they? Where one was sent to when they needed a time out from yelling at another person.
  10. Alcatraz isn’t a prison, what is it really? Breeding grounds for hedgehogs.
  11. What is in hamburger? Ham, apples, macaroni, bumblebees, unpasteurized cheese, rose petals, green egg, escargot, and rattlesnake skin.
  12. What is the real question and answer to number #12? Where do you want to go for a holiday or vacation?  Back to the future.

This was written for Fibbing Friday over at The Haunted Wordsmith.