This is in response to Fandango’s FOWC Challenge: RAPID
Posts from the ‘Just For Fun’ Category
Dec 1
Oct 10
Seriously?
FOWC with Fandango (Fandango’s One Word Challenge)
Today’s word is “suit”
Image by Jonny Lindner from Pixabay
I couldn’t believe my eyes
When I looked outside
There stood a dog in a suit
What a hoot
He even wore a tie
You know I wouldn’t lie
I wondered where his owner was
No reason just because
Sep 25
Peanut Butter
Image by Mabel Amber, still incognito… from Pixabay
This silly little poem is for a challenge over at Patricia’s Place. Write a story or poem of 5 Lines or Less Use the picture and/or the word(s) peanut butter as inspiration.
Peanut butter is like no other
Go ahead and ask your brother
Eat it on bread
Use it as a spread
Touch mine and you’ll be dead
This silly little poem is for a challenge over at Patricia’s Place. Write a story or poem of 5 Lines or Less Use the picture and/or the word(s) peanut butter as inspiration.
Sep 25
Fools On The Hill
The hill was steep
You couldn’t hear a peep
Till we rolled down the hill
Like Jack & Jill
Giggles and laughs
we looked back at the path
To where we started
Our butts really smarted
Then … one of us farted
This was written for Crimson’s Creative Challenge #46.
Sep 20
The Avid Gardner
I took this picture a few years ago. This was before I discovered I liked gardening.
This picture is for Friday Fun – comic.
Aug 21
Crimson’s Creative Challenge #41
Fred, look over there, what the hell is that?
Ethell, that there is a Canadian goose and he’s staring back at us.
What do you think he’s doing here Fred?
He’s probably cruizing around just like we are in search of food.
Maybe we should go over and introduce ourselves. I hear Canadians are quite friendly.
I’ve heard that Canadian geese can be quite rude Ethell if you get too close to them.
Okay, Fred then let’s get the flock out of here.
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This was written for Crimson’s Creative Challenge #41.
Aug 16
Friday Fun Portraits
My son Garth. I think he was on his phone when I took this.
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Garth cooking Christmas dinner 2016.
Jul 12
Fibbing Friday – Can You tell a Lie
This post is for Fibbing Friday.
- What was the “clue” in Clue? Haven’t a clue!
- What did Harry Potter really do in the Chamber of Secrets? I can’t tell you as I’m a lady.
- What are mixed nuts? Get my mind out of the gutter 🙂
- What is a Stubbie holder (no cheating)? It heats up your dinner.
- What’s a Scouser (no cheating)? A beer from Japan.
- What happened on April 10, 221 BCE? Like I’m supposed to remember way back then!
- Why did Mario and Luigi dislike toads? When they’d order them in a restaurant they were always burnt.
- Why were the Blues Brothers sad? Their move flopped.
- What happened to make the summer magic? Trump got impeached.
- What was the secret of Nimh? Can’t say, it’s a secret.
- Where did Gulliver travel to? To the store, to the laundry matt, to the mall and home.
- What did the Avengers avenge? They excused themselves from their mother’s dinner tables in order to punish each other.
Jun 30
Fun With Words
This post is for Wordle 410.
Words here, words there
Match words in the air
Give and take
Always create
Tail the team to the stream
If one falls in, throw them a rope
Let them see that they can cope
The vein that runs through the rock
Will never melt for it is locked
Fill a tank with rainwater
For the days that are hotter
© Susan Zutautas 2019
Jun 5
I Could Never Tell a Lie
I’m a little late with this post. Hell, I’m almost a week late!
This post is written for Fibbing Friday over at The Haunted Wordsmith.
- What did the fan say? Turn me on baby, I’ll heat you up.
- What really kicks off summer? Hot Buttered Rum and roasted chestnuts.
- Who rules the world? If we are not careful it may end up being Trump 😦
- What is the best thing to do to someone who snores? Put a pillow over their face and press hard.
- Who/what was your last unexpected house guest? The Queen Bee.
- How does a blanket keep warm? It imagines itself on a very hot beach.
- Why shouldn’t you snoop? Because last time I did someone tried to kill me.
- What is the worst thing that could happen to you? I’d win the lottery and pay off all my bills and mortgage.
- What did the gopher and mole do when they met? They mated of course and went underground.
- What lurks in your backyard? Attack squirrels and Leo the lion.
- What is the best way to torture someone? Lick them to death.
