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FOWC with Fandango (Fandango’s One Word Challenge)

Today’s word is “suit”

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Image by Jonny Lindner from Pixabay 

 

I couldn’t believe my eyes

When I looked outside

There stood a dog in a suit

What a hoot

He even wore a tie

You know I wouldn’t lie

I wondered where his owner was

No reason just because

 

 

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Peanut Butter

This silly little poem is for a challenge over at Patricia’s Place. Write a story or poem of 5 Lines or Less Use the picture and/or the word(s) peanut butter as inspiration.

 

 

Peanut butter is like no other

Go ahead and ask your brother

Eat it on bread

Use it as a spread

Touch mine and you’ll be dead

 

This silly little poem is for a challenge over at Patricia’s Place. Write a story or poem of 5 Lines or Less Use the picture and/or the word(s) peanut butter as inspiration.

Fools On The Hill

the hill

The hill was steep

You couldn’t hear a peep

Till we rolled down the hill

Like Jack & Jill

Giggles and laughs

we looked back at the path

To where we started

Our butts really smarted

Then … one of us farted

 

This was written for Crimson’s Creative Challenge #46.

 

 

 

 

 

The Avid Gardner

The Avid Gardner

 

I took this picture a few years ago. This was before I discovered I liked gardening.

This picture is for Friday Fun – comic.

 

 

 

 

Crimson’s Creative Challenge #41

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Fred, look over there, what the hell is that?

Ethell, that there is a Canadian goose and he’s staring back at us.

What do you think he’s doing here Fred?

He’s probably cruizing around just like we are in search of food.

Maybe we should go over and introduce ourselves. I hear Canadians are quite friendly.

I’ve heard that Canadian geese can be quite rude Ethell if you get too close to them.

Okay, Fred then let’s get the flock out of here.

 

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This was written for Crimson’s Creative Challenge #41.

Friday Fun Portraits

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My son Garth. I think he was on his phone when I took this.

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Christmas 2016

Garth cooking Christmas dinner 2016.

 

 

 

 

Fibbing Friday – Can You tell a Lie

This post is for Fibbing Friday.

Fibbing Friday

  1. What was the “clue” in Clue? Haven’t a clue!
  2. What did Harry Potter really do in the Chamber of Secrets? I can’t tell you as I’m a lady.
  3. What are mixed nuts? Get my mind out of the gutter 🙂
  4. What is a Stubbie holder (no cheating)?  It heats up your dinner.
  5. What’s a Scouser (no cheating)? A beer from Japan.
  6. What happened on April 10, 221 BCE? Like I’m supposed to remember way back then!
  7. Why did Mario and Luigi dislike toads? When they’d order them in a restaurant they were always burnt.
  8. Why were the Blues Brothers sad? Their move flopped.
  9. What happened to make the summer magic? Trump got impeached.
  10. What was the secret of Nimh? Can’t say, it’s a secret.
  11. Where did Gulliver travel to? To the store, to the laundry matt, to the mall and home.
  12. What did the Avengers avenge? They excused themselves from their mother’s dinner tables in order to punish each other.

 

 

Fun With Words

This post is for Wordle 410.

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Words here, words there

Match words in the air

Give and take

Always create

Tail the team to the stream

If one falls in, throw them a rope

Let them see that they can cope

The vein that runs through the rock

Will never melt for it is locked

Fill a tank with rainwater

For the days that are hotter

 

© Susan Zutautas 2019

 

 

 

 

 

I Could Never Tell a Lie

I’m a little late with this post. Hell, I’m almost a week late!
This post is written for Fibbing Friday over at The Haunted Wordsmith.

Fibbing Friday

  1. What did the fan say? Turn me on baby, I’ll heat you up.
  2. What really kicks off summer? Hot Buttered Rum and roasted chestnuts.
  3. Who rules the world? If we are not careful it may end up being Trump 😦
  4. What is the best thing to do to someone who snores? Put a pillow over their face and press hard.
  5. Who/what was your last unexpected house guest? The Queen Bee.
  6. How does a blanket keep warm? It imagines itself on a very hot beach.
  7. Why shouldn’t you snoop? Because last time I did someone tried to kill me.
  8. What is the worst thing that could happen to you? I’d win the lottery and pay off all my bills and mortgage.
  9. What did the gopher and mole do when they met? They mated of course and went underground.
  10. What lurks in your backyard? Attack squirrels and Leo the lion.
  11. What is the best way to torture someone? Lick them to death.

Soaking Up Some Rays

This is written for Photo Challenge #265 at Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie.

on the beach

Lying on the beach

Soaking up the sun

Thinking of maybe, going for a run

Smoking a joint and on my third beer

I don’t really want to, move from here

The radio is blasting

Today they’re broadcasting

The Boss is singing

About how he’s bringing

Mary down to the river

and into the river, they’d dive

Don’t know where my gal went

Gave her fifteen and fifty cent

Maybe she went for a swim

Or to the store to buy more Gin

Fell asleep on the beach

Too bad my hair didn’t bleach

Now I have a sunburn

That matches my red hair

and I hurt, everywhere

©Susan Zutautas 2019