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Jun 5

I Could Never Tell a Lie

I’m a little late with this post. Hell, I’m almost a week late!
This post is written for Fibbing Friday over at The Haunted Wordsmith.

Fibbing Friday

What did the fan say? Turn me on baby, I’ll heat you up.
What really kicks off summer? Hot Buttered Rum and roasted chestnuts.
Who rules the world? If we are not careful it may end up being Trump 😦
What is the best thing to do to someone who snores? Put a pillow over their face and press hard.
Who/what was your last unexpected house guest? The Queen Bee.
How does a blanket keep warm? It imagines itself on a very hot beach.
Why shouldn’t you snoop? Because last time I did someone tried to kill me.
What is the worst thing that could happen to you? I’d win the lottery and pay off all my bills and mortgage.
What did the gopher and mole do when they met? They mated of course and went underground.
What lurks in your backyard? Attack squirrels and Leo the lion.
What is the best way to torture someone? Lick them to death.

Soaking Up Some Rays

This is written for Photo Challenge #265 at Mindlovemisery’s Menagerie.

on the beach

Lying on the beach

Soaking up the sun

Thinking of maybe, going for a run

Smoking a joint and on my third beer

I don’t really want to, move from here

The radio is blasting

Today they’re broadcasting

The Boss is singing

About how he’s bringing

Mary down to the river

and into the river, they’d dive

Don’t know where my gal went

Gave her fifteen and fifty cent

Maybe she went for a swim

Or to the store to buy more Gin

Fell asleep on the beach

Too bad my hair didn’t bleach

Now I have a sunburn

That matches my red hair

and I hurt, everywhere

©Susan Zutautas 2019

May 24

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Life Was More Fun With Newfs

newfs and potato chips newf cup

This post is for Friday Follies Season 3 Episode 8.

May 23

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Expression Quotes

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“Every word, facial expression, gesture, or action on the part of a parent gives the child some message about self-worth. It is sad that so many parents don’t realize what messages they are sending.”

Virginia Satir

“Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion, but an escape from emotion; it is not the expression of personality, but an escape from personality. But, of course, only those who have personality and emotions know what it means to want to escape from these things.”

T. S. Eliot Read

This post is in an answer to 3-2-1 Quote Me Challenge which was started at TeleportingWeena. I was then tagged by Suze to take part in this challenge.

So here’s how it works:

Thank the selector: “Thanks, Susi, this was a fun challenge to do.”

Post 2 quotes for the challenge of the day, which is Expression.

Select 3 bloggers to take part in this challenge.

My 3 choices are as follows:

Your mission if you choose to play along is listed above.