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Raking Leaves

The following poem is for The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest. 

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Image by Peggy Choucair from Pixabay 

 

Early spring and the ground is smushy

Have to get outside and rake like a hussy

Raking the leaves makes me question

Why I didn’t do this last fall in a session

Now my back is breaking

from all the dam raking

Still have more to do

Picking up all the doggie poo

Leaves have to go into big paper bags

Or they won’t pick them up … what a drag

 

Happy Birthday Chelsea

The following was written for The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest.

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Image by Jill Wellington from Pixabay 

 

This is a birthday song that we sing in our family.

 

Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Chelsea, happy birthday to you.

May you live a thousand years

May you drink a thousand beers

Get plastered you b_st_r_

Happy birthday to you.

 

Win A Bunkie Contest

If you live in Ontario Canada I just found the perfect “She Shed”. Not only is it a bunkie but it’s also a log cabin bunkie. How awesome this would be to win. It’s a $9,000.0lo0 value.

Most years my mother in law lives with us during the summer months. I know she’d love to live in this.

If you’d like to enter please follow my link.

Winner will be announced on Sunday, February 16th, 2020 at 7:30 pm.

Good luck to everyone that enters.