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The End of Something Great

It is with great sadness that Chelsea has decided to discontinue the weekly terrible poetry contest. So today I sat down and wrote the following bunches of silliness for The Final Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest. 

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Image by Stefan Keller from Pixabay 

Holy moly chicken man

All I want is a grand

I will be your friend for a long time

Until of course, I lose my mind

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Oh my goodness

Oh my gosh

I would love some mackintosh

As I’m as hungry as a bear

Look at my cute underwear

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There is a moose upon my roof

Trying to catch a silly goose

There’s a dog in the tree

He’s laughing, he’s full of glee

There’s a mouse chasing a cat

I’m going to get you, you dirty rat

 

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Look and you will find

All of those you have left behind

Dust bunnies under the chair

Mixed all in with the dog’s hair

You think I don’t care? Beware.

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You are a silly goat

I think you’ve lost my rope

I’m such a dope

I don’t know how to cope

Without my rope

Nope

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Before I go there’s one more thing

I really wish that I could sing

I for one will miss your contests

A weekly terrible but the best

It was fun

I wish that I’d been here when it begun

Is there anything we could do

So many of us are feeling blue

Please change your mind

and keep it going

If you do we’ll all be glowing

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hammy – Terrible Poetry Contest

The following was written for The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest

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Image by Shutterbug75 from Pixabay 

 

Hammy the hamster

Was such a little prankster

He hid in dad’s shoe

 

When dad stepped into

Are you ready for this one

Squish, Hammy no more

 

Raking Leaves

The following poem is for The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest. 

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Image by Peggy Choucair from Pixabay 

 

Early spring and the ground is smushy

Have to get outside and rake like a hussy

Raking the leaves makes me question

Why I didn’t do this last fall in a session

Now my back is breaking

from all the dam raking

Still have more to do

Picking up all the doggie poo

Leaves have to go into big paper bags

Or they won’t pick them up … what a drag

 

Happy Birthday Chelsea

The following was written for The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest.

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Image by Jill Wellington from Pixabay 

 

This is a birthday song that we sing in our family.

 

Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Chelsea, happy birthday to you.

May you live a thousand years

May you drink a thousand beers

Get plastered you b_st_r_

Happy birthday to you.

 

Win A Bunkie Contest

If you live in Ontario Canada I just found the perfect “She Shed”. Not only is it a bunkie but it’s also a log cabin bunkie. How awesome this would be to win. It’s a $9,000.0lo0 value.

Most years my mother in law lives with us during the summer months. I know she’d love to live in this.

If you’d like to enter please follow my link.

Winner will be announced on Sunday, February 16th, 2020 at 7:30 pm.

Good luck to everyone that enters.