The following poem is for The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest.
Early spring and the ground is smushy
Have to get outside and rake like a hussy
Raking the leaves makes me question
Why I didn’t do this last fall in a session
Now my back is breaking
from all the dam raking
Still have more to do
Picking up all the doggie poo
Leaves have to go into big paper bags
Or they won’t pick them up … what a drag
The following was written for The Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest.
This is a birthday song that we sing in our family.
Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Chelsea, happy birthday to you.
May you live a thousand years
May you drink a thousand beers
Get plastered you b_st_r_
Happy birthday to you.
If you live in Ontario Canada I just found the perfect “She Shed”. Not only is it a bunkie but it’s also a log cabin bunkie. How awesome this would be to win. It’s a $9,000.0lo0 value.
Most years my mother in law lives with us during the summer months. I know she’d love to live in this.
If you’d like to enter please follow my link.
Winner will be announced on Sunday, February 16th, 2020 at 7:30 pm.
Good luck to everyone that enters.