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I Could Never Tell a Lie

I’m a little late with this post. Hell, I’m almost a week late!
This post is written for Fibbing Friday over at The Haunted Wordsmith.

Fibbing Friday

  1. What did the fan say? Turn me on baby, I’ll heat you up.
  2. What really kicks off summer? Hot Buttered Rum and roasted chestnuts.
  3. Who rules the world? If we are not careful it may end up being Trump 😦
  4. What is the best thing to do to someone who snores? Put a pillow over their face and press hard.
  5. Who/what was your last unexpected house guest? The Queen Bee.
  6. How does a blanket keep warm? It imagines itself on a very hot beach.
  7. Why shouldn’t you snoop? Because last time I did someone tried to kill me.
  8. What is the worst thing that could happen to you? I’d win the lottery and pay off all my bills and mortgage.
  9. What did the gopher and mole do when they met? They mated of course and went underground.
  10. What lurks in your backyard? Attack squirrels and Leo the lion.
  11. What is the best way to torture someone? Lick them to death.
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  1. The Haunted Wordsmith #

    Great answers!

    Liked by 1 person

    June 5, 2019

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