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Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday

Today’s questions for Fibbing Friday over at The Haunted Wordsmith’s are as follows:

  1. What goes best on baked potatoes? Peanut butter and gummy bears.
  2. Pepsi isn’t soda pop, what is it really? Another word for Frenchman in Quebec.
  3. Where is your dream vacation? On a planet far, far away in another galaxy.
  4. Santa Claus is getting really old and forgetful, instead of presents what did he leave? All the junk mail he’d collected for a year.
  5. What is lurking under your couch cushion? Beware a skunk.
  6. Why are zombies the only thing that eats brains? Because they are so stupid.
  7. Why do people drive big trucks? It makes them feel more powerful.
  8. What do pets do at night? Forge for food in the kitchen.
  9. What is a cockle shell? A jockey strap cup.
  10. What is kept in the Tower of London? Repunzel.
  11. Why did London Bridge fall down? It had all the animals off of Noah’s Arc on it.
  12. What is at the bottom of the wishing well? A tunnel to Oak Island.
  13. What lives in the sewers? All the old politicians.
  14. Who steals the little things that go missing in your house? The same person that steals all the socks out of the dryer.
  15. What two movies belong together in a mashed movie? Kill Bill 1 and the Princess Bride? I know, dumb answer.
  16. What does M.A.S.H. stand for? Melon And Sweet Habanero.
  17. What happens at midnight in a graveyard? The tombstones all turn into pumpkins.
6 Comments Post a comment
  1. Awesome

    Liked by 1 person

    May 25, 2019
  2. The Haunted Wordsmith #

    Great answers!

    Liked by 2 people

    May 24, 2019
  3. #9! ROFL Fun answers!!

    Liked by 2 people

    May 24, 2019

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